Cyberspace Monkey
Contra Classifications
DRAFT #5 - 4/18/97
Carol Thompson
Steve Satterfield
Rabbit Contra
,
Sloth Contra
,
Grizzly Bear Contra
,
Salamander Contra
,
Skunk Contra
,
Boa Contra
,
Headless Chicken Contra
,
Cheschire Cat Contra
,
Octopus Contra
,
Military Contra
,
Vice Grip Contra
,
Arm Clamp Contra
,
Turnstile Contra
,
Bumper Contra
,
Contra Police
,
Contra Nazi
,
Arm Chair Callers
.
Contras
Rabbit Contra
Hopping around and bouncing like rabbits.
Sloth Contra
For people who are too lazy to move
Gorilla Contra
For men who like to wrench women's arms off and throw them against the walls.
Salamander Contra
For slimey men who sweat and never change their shirts.
Skunk Contra
For the dancers that forgot their deodorant.
Boa Contra
For guys who hold you too tight.
Headless Chicken Contra
For people who never know where they're going or what the next move is supposed to be.
Cheshire Cat Contra
When your partner grins at you an inch away from your nose as if he (or she) might gobble you up any minute.
Octopus Contra
For that partner that must have more than two arms.
Military Contra
For people who dance by the numbers with no sense of rhythm or dance.
Vice Grip Contra
When they take your hand you get it back crumpled in pain (applies to both genders)
Arm Clamp Contra
When swinging they tuck your arm under their arm pit and hang on.
Turnstile Contra
During a swing, face in the direction of the swing and run around you like they are in a revolving door
Bumper Contra
When the lines are crowded and you accidentally bump into people around you.
Demolition Derby Contra
Similar to
Bumper Contra
but with total disregard to the safety of others.
People
Contra Police
Tell you where to be the instant you get slightly out of sync in a tone like they are going to give you a ticket.
Contra Nazi
Like contra police but instead of issuing a ticket, they shoot.
Arm Chair Callers
Instead of listening to the walk through, they tell everyone in earshot how they would redesign the dance.